Quotes And Sayings About Driving Safely Day

Stay alive, don’t text and drive. ~Author Unknown

Driving hammered will get you nailed. ~Author Unknown

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown

Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. ~Author unknown, as seen on a church sign

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex. ~Author Unknown

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ~Dean Martin

The designated driver—a friend for life! ~Author Unknown

Buzzed driving is drunk driving. ~Author Unknown

A designated driver helps you party another day. ~Author Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. ~P.J. O’Rourke

Drive now. Text later. ~Author Unknown

Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. ~Author Unknown

You booze, you cruise, you lose. ~Author Unknown

Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared. ~Robbins B. Stoeckel

Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. ~Author Unknown

Education is important, but we’re to the point where almost everyone knows they shouldn’t drink and drive. The people who are still doing it are choosing to do it. The most effective way to deal with them is to arrest them. ~David Kelly, 2002

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after. ~Author Unknown

The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. ~An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edward F. Murphy

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it’s a very short list. ~Author Unknown

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts. ~Tommy Lasorda

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don’t be a Dick. ~Author Unknown

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Bumper Sticker

Talking on a cell phone distracts motorists as much as having a blood alcohol level of .08%, and it’s shockingly common. Some studies report that as many as 10% of drivers on the road are talking on their phones at any given moment. If your state has yet to ban cell phone use while driving, it’s likely that it will in the near future. ~QuoteWizard, based on information from the Center for Auto Safety and Public Citizen

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb

Drunk driving is a killer disease. ~Author Unknown

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. ~Author Unknown

Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. ~Jay Leno

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. ~Author Unknown

The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author Unknown

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

Texting while driving increases the risk of accident 23.2 times over unimpaired driving. ~Virginia Tech Transportation Institute

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. ~Marlen E. Pew

If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck

Texting while driving results in longer response times than even drunken driving. While an unimpaired driver can respond quickly to changes in traffic and begin braking within half a second, a legally drunk driver needs four additional feet to begin braking—and a driver who’s texting needs 70. ~Virginia Tech Transportation Institute

Drive hammered, get slammered. ~Author Unknown